True but thats because hes a fetus.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I understand Curling. That high.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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