It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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