Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
dude. I can hear the air.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
