The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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