Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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