why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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