i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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