I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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