White coat. Heels.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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