Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
did i walk over a car last night?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
