the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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