Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Where is the hickey?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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