Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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