she was so not down for the gang bang
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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