dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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