waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
