me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I believe in your delicious
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Holy shit dude........stairs
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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