why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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