if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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