If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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