his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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