Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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