and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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