She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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