oh god the rape fog is back!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
