Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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