that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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