He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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