Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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