i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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