so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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