that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The air was thick with penises
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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