he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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