I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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