I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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