pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just puked most of my soul out..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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