Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i think i scared a bird with my dick
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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