Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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