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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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