oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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