It's Friday. Sex?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
