i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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