ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
from now on my penis is your penis
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
