my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
what day is it and did you see me today?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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