Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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