Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
operation have a gay friend backfired
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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