So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
