Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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