I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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