She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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